Things I have done b.c of the Snowpocalypse
1. read 3 books: alice in wonderland, the velveeten rabbit, and beauty and the beast. for my inner child.
2. reached level 10 of wordjumble, scored 20,000 points, and then beat the game. only remember the word natter. because it rhymes with chatter! and b.c of nate lol
3. watched my relatives watch ALL of season 1 of himym. shake my head and take a 7 hour nap.
4. watch 1000s of filipino relatives dig out my house.
5. fall on ass in hoboken. bruise my butt so one cheek is bigger than the other.
6. walk 2 mph behind old ladies navigating the snow. and then pass them and have one of them call me a bitch.
7. dress up my brother for the war against the snow. refer to pic below.

This Is A Real Thing That Is Really Happening of the Day: Pete and Alisha Arnold are unsure whether they are ready/able to be parents — so they are putting the possible termination of Alisha’s pregnancy to an Internet vote.
From Birth or Not’s “about” page:
Voting is such an integral part of the American identity. We vote on everything. We vote on things ranging from the best singer on American Idol to who the next leader of the free world will be. Wouldn’t it be nice to voice your opinion and have it actually make a difference in the real world? Why not vote on whether to continue or abort an actual pregnancy? Your vote can help a real couple to make a decision on this issue.
After 4chan got whiff of the site, the couple contemplated removing the poll, but decided to leave it up, reiterating their About Page Pledge to allow every vote to count. “For the first time in history, your vote on the topic of abortion will not go unheard,” Pete wrote. “We meant that.”
As of 11/19, the ayes have it.
[thanks bob!]
UPDATE: Gawker has reason to believe this may be a pro-life stunt.
(Source: thedailywhat)
“It could be humanity’s oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in an eternal embrace and buried outside Mantua, Italy, just 25 miles south of Verona, the city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of Romeo and Juliet.”
(via yerawizardharry)


